dryman
dryman
1. (n) the abyss of masculinity which renders the bearer the ability to repel any female of the appropriate age within the visible vicinity through the methods of dressing shabbily, conversing awkwardly, and unable to seduce at all.
2. (n) a man with the ability to make a woman “dry” without fail.
by dubbleswidplenty november, 21 2015
see dryman like loydaz? stay ‘way from dat. might as well fart on dem gyul if he around when yuh tackling ting.
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