Drytan
the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. the sweetest, most thoughtful person ever. he cares about his girlfriend very much. <3 d-mn, that kid drytan is so awesome!
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lahser high school is trying to make the world more cl-ssier by wearing sweaters each tuesday. person 1: you wearing a sweater tomorrow? person 2: dude, that’s lame why would i do that? person 1: it’s sweater tuesdays man!
- manswered
when a woman makes a statement that is wrong and needs to be corrected by a man. woman: i love dry braised green beans man: the words “dry” and “braised” don’t go together. you mean dry sauteed green beans. man: manswered!
- dpark
(v.) 1. to enter a relationship on the first day of college 2. to never hang out with your dorm 3. to drop the ‘l’ word after 2.5 months thank god i didn’t dpark or else i wouldn’t have gotten to know my dorm.
- Sweaty Shitbag
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- Swedish Mudflap
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