Drywanker
a male that m-st-rb-t-s several times a week although he has not enjoyed it for years.
may be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.
otto, a man that refuses to see that he is a dryw-nker, cleaned up after his thousand straight session of the kind of masturbation that leaves him feel empty, frustrated and sad, the only kind he has known for years.
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