DSLard
a play on dsl internet connection, which is known for being rediculously slow.
person 1: hey, have you checked the flight location yet?
person 2: no…
person 1: why not?! i told you to like an hour ago!
person 2: i did, but my dslard connection is extra slow today, and my internet froze!
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