dss

dwarf sausage syndrome
haha he has dwarf sausage syndrome

omg it’s so small, he must have dss lol
disability support services. the office for students with “special” needs on a college campus. often abused by the stupid kids who claim they have a problem like add. in return they get help with reading and tests so they can graduate. often called “dithability sthupport sthervices” by those who work there.
“tom’s failing english so i told him he should go to the dss office”
aka double sh-t s-x. the act of both parties excreting fecal matter while partaking in v-g-n-l intercourse. traditionally the man is on the toilet sh-tting while the female straddles while sh-tting between his legs and f-cking.
man-“hey baby, totally need to sh-t right now, and i’m h-rny”
woman-“i wont make you decide, lets dss”
downs syndrome sonic, a meme produced on the sonic retro forums. it was found in the sonic 3d blast 825 beta and the saturn tech demo.
info.sonicretro.org/images/6/67/downs_sonic1.png – a picture of dss
abbreviation for “darts, sky & sofa”
q. what have you been doing today?

a. i’ve just been doing a bit of dss.

(playing darts, watching sky tv & sitting on the sofa)
1: do some sh-t!
2: doing some sh-t.
meaning a fight or course of action will follow, commonly used with owdt “oh we doing this.”
3: an act has been followed through (done some sh-t)
trav: “hey fonz, dss!”
fonz: “aight doggy bring it you f-ck!”
trav: “let’s dss then b-tch!”
fighting commences
desperate snack syndrome.when you look and see that you have no snacks,you sit down,then 5 minutes later you check again even though you know you dont have anything.
bob checked the cupboard and saw that he had no snacks.he developed dss.
down syndrome sl-t.

a sl-t with down syndrome.
usually have odd faces and legs unable to close.
f-ck man, did you see that girl leah last night?
she stayed up all night cybering with random girls on the internet and ditched our party
what a dss!