DST Vortex
dst vortex ( or dstv ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of dst compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent dst changes.
boss: why the cr-p were you late this morning?
employee: my time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep dst but too old to recognize the recent dst changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
boss: oh. you mean you got stuck in the dst vortex?
employee: yeah, that.
boss: dork.
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