dua lipa
tell me i’m crazy you can’t tame me~
tell me i’ve changed but i’m the same me.. inside!
aight yall peasants, dua lipa is the one true goddess sent to earth by the higher heavens as our lord commanded, to guide yall misguided gals and h-m-s, teaching you the holy ways of getting over a fruitless crush. so listen up:
one, don’t pick up the phone; you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone.
two, don’t let him in you’ll have to kick him out again..
three? you guessed it. don’t be his friend you know you’re gonna wake up in his bed
and if you’re under him? you ain’t getting over him you dum felicia.
love,
dua lipa. mwah!
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