Dual Screenin’
coined by the p-zig corporation, “dual screenin” is a term used for pretending you are working in the office when you are actually doing something completely off task, such as p-rn, facebook, or youtube. phrase was coined by taking the punchline from a semi-popular online comic where an office employee has a second monitor installed for “fooling around” — thus, “dual screenin” was born as a work safe code word.
kevin: hey man, what are you doing?
will: i’m at work dual screenin’.
kevin: with what?
will: facebook.
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