duce’s juice


“duce’s juice” can be attributed to el duce, the alcoholic drummer and vocalist of the mentors, a metal/punk band. the mentors gained fame in the 1980s for their lyrics which usually dealt with s-x and heavy alcohol/drug use. el duce was quite fond of malt liquour. in one “zine” interview, he claimed to have consumed 18 forty ounce containers of malt liquor in a sitting. in april 1997, he was h-t and killed by a train, while apparently intoxicated.
friday after work, i went to my local liquor store to get three forties of duce’s juice. it only cost me eight bucks and within two hours, i was figuratively flying over my d-mn house.

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