Duck and Tofu
also, duck ‘n tofu.
euphemism for: absolutely nothing – particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.
ironic version of “sweet f-nny adams”
i hear you went marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?
just duck and tofu
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