FPOOCON
fpoocon is a scale of a bowel movements. it is based off the usaf’s fpcon levels with the bristol stool scale thrown in as well. there are normal, alpha, bravo, charlie, and delta.
ssgt – hey there bud how was your bm?
airman – full blown fpoocon delta sir.
ssgt – roger that. now go wipe.
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