Duck Dynasty


only the most amazing show you will see on modern television, including many ducks, and a giant redneck family.
si: hey did you see duck dynasty last night?
willie: of course, that’s the best show ever!
noun

any man with a large unkempt nasty -ss beard.
“hey man, check out duckdynasty over there. he keeps trying to talk to me about government conspiracies.”
a polygamist commune of gay married h-m-s-xual men living as a family unit. know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various angry s-x acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.
1. person 1: have you seen joe recently? person 2: didn’t you hear? he married into that duck dynasty out in the desert.

2. the group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.
the worst thing that ever happen to western civization. not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your i.q. by five points per episode watched. however, it is a great litmus test for fishing out morons.
moron: hey, did you hear what si said last night on duck dynasty?

nonmoron: no, i was busy watching a feynman lecture on youtube.

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