duck fuck
when two individuals engage in oral s-x immediately after having s-xual intercourse. derived from the animal itself, ducks eat the stuff off the gr-ss after a rainfall, like oral s-x after s-x.
“you wanna duck f-ck?”
the aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.
jenny: hey, liz why are you walking like that?
liz: frank duck f-cked me so hard last night.
when a female takes two pringles and inserts them inside her v-g-n-. one of the pringles is upside down creating a duck bill. after this the male f-cks her through the hole. thus a duck f-ck.
dyson: ” oh i finally got my d-ck inside mikayla’s bill. it was a mean duck f-ck!”
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