Duck fucked
the human s-xual activity that is -n-logous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. he grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. this would be -n-logous to a man forcefully shoving a women’s head or neck into the supporting surface while f-cking her from behind.
me: “dude, last night i was f-cking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her f-cking head into the bed”
friend: “you duck f-cked her?”
me: “fo sho”
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