duck jizz
when a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck j-zz.
gustav: this sandwich tastes like duck j-zz!
olav: i’m going to have to go have a talk with “donald” and twist his beak.
it’s obvious he’s been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
gustav: thanks, old bean!
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