Invisible Tophat
where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously j-zzes into the victims hair. so when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.
only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. the flash
2. ryan reynolds!
due to the fact that ryan reynolds does not f-ck. for he skull f-cks the victims viciously. where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. or where the victim is blinded by love!
-ryan reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!
– invisible tophat
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