duck joke
a joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. might.
hank the cowdog: i’ve got a duck joke. what’s the difference between a duck?
schnauzer: a duck and what?
cowdog: just a duck that’s all.
schnauzer: i don’t get it. what is it?
cowdog: one leg’s the same.
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