duck pond
slang term for: v-g-n-
man, i f-cked her duck pond hard last night!
duck pond is the acc-mulation of liquids both male and female running down the shaft of the p-n-s over the b-lls over the -sshole that acc-mulate under a guys -ss during s-x with a girl on top (cowgirl).
alyssa was riding me in my roomates bed last night and you should have seen the duck pond after we got off the bed. aka – “the wet spot”
bustin one in a girls belly b-tton
after pulling out, i made a duck pond on the girl.
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