duck race
a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the -ss fat, and with vigorous pounding, manuvering the rubber duck up the backfat on the sezmic waves produced by said vigorous pounding. the partic-p-nt wins when the duck reaches the base of the neckfat. the girl never wins. shes a great big fatty fat fat.
i asked her up for a dozen donuts and a duck race. she ate the donuts, lost the duck race and told me i was a shallow, hateful b-st-rd. i laughed.
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