duck status


the act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your d-ck pierced than to talk to this person.
d-mn, lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

Read Also:

  • Pontiac

    the first to introduce the “muscle car”. in 1964, the g.t.o. was offered by pontiac as a high end option on its popular midsize car, the tempest lemans. the high performance option included a 389 cid engine that could be equipped with either a single 4 bbl or 3-two bbl carburetors. the package was backed […]

  • flaptism

    flat baptism. a party to celebrate the m-ss baptism of an entire flat group of students. “wow, jimmy’s flaptism sure was a heap of fun the other night!”

  • green shell

    something that is meant to hurt others but usually just f-cks over someone innocent. derived from the popular game mario cart blake, drop your sack and stop shooting those f-cking green sh-lls. you’re tripping.

  • Greenbrier

    a teeny tiny little town with one stoplight. (driving through greenbrier) where are we? we’re at the stoplight.

  • bombiss

    bombiss is an exclamation used to interrupt people. it can also mean that something is good if it is prefixed by another word such as chubby, shookie or sujey. if an a is added to the end i.e. bombissa, this can mean that something is bad. if bombiss is said in a musical pattern it […]


Disclaimer: duck status definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.