Duck tap
when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.
man 1: i’ve run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
man 2: to the hardwear store!!
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