duckin planks


one of the results of playing the “name game” with the popular phrase “f-ckin sk-nks” (from the my new haircut video).

1. it can be used in place of “f-ckin sk-nks” to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. it can also be thought of as an image. i particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2×4’s at him.
“the basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet.” “ah, duckin planks.”

“the halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks.”

“holy sh-t! i’m duckin planks!”

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