duckmeat
a person that sits in front of the computer all day getting drunk on cheap vodka and avoiding work. is also the target for all whorings that occur in chat rooms.
that duckmeat in mississippi decided that it was more important to sit in aol football chat for 20 hours while sucking down popov vodka and getting wh-r-d by everyone in the chat instead of going to a job interview at the sewage plant.
a person with a small p-n-s. it is derived from when you order duck breast at a restaurant and when you receive it it is much smaller and not as enjoyable as you previously imagined.
after sherrie slept with rob she told christa that the night was going well until she got the duck meat.
the juiciest cut of man-meat
want some duck meat? then duck down and try some.
(adj.)-an adjective used to describe something as good or awesome.
(adj.)-a synonym to “epic” when cl-ssifying poetry.
beowulf is a duckmeat poem.
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