Ducks on the pond
~australian
women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about t-ts/-ss/sn-tch/rooting/drinking etc.
two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. one spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, “ducks on the pond.” instantly, the subject is changed.
a phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.
guy1:this party is full of husky girls ….ducks on the pond!
guy2: eff that man…this party is full of husky dudes..ducks on the pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(while acing a test) ducks on the pond!
a phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on second and third base respectively.
note: i am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).
i felt the need to remedy my error. that is all. g-dspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds….wherever they may be.
guy1:this party is full of husky girls ….ducks on the pond!
guy2: eff that man…this party is full of husky dudes..ducks on the pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(while acing a test) ducks on the pond!
n. dux on the pond
used in online gaming, describes anything (in fps or rts) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. usually controlled by a noob.
1) omg, i cant wait to play overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.
2) quack, quack , quack! omg, i’m totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.
3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.
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