duct-trap
when a female has to take a drug test and she gets a male friend with clean urine to pee in her v-g-n- and then she duct tapes it shut, so when she has to drop she can drop clean.
tina: hey, jerry can you give me a duct-trap so i won’t drop dirty.
jerry: sure, but i will probably be flaccid.
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