Duct’d and fucked


when a female is incredibly attractive and s-xually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female’s mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).

the aural equivalent of brownbagging a b-tterface.
“man, check out that hottie. she’s got a voice like a velociraptor, but i wouldn’t mind getting her duct’d and f-cked.”

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