Dudas’ Law
dudas’ law: a law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her b–bs are big enough. a law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians i guess.
“hey man want me to hook you up with my sister’s friend? she lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-r-t-rded.”
“how big are her t-ts?”
“huge.”
“i’ll give her a call.”
“totally man, it’s dudas’ law.”
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