DUDE BENCH


the set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. this is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. the dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.
“honey, i’ll wait for you here at the dude bench.”

wolf went to the outlet mall with his so (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.

“sweetie, i’m tired so i’m take a rest on the dude bench.”

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