dude count


(canadian) whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. the higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you’re a raving iron.
“dude – i’m not going to that shwag… look at the dude count!”

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