“dude” translations
what each of da five super-cool “non-verbose” twenty-somethings in da iconic “five full super-size cups of coffee and approaching a railroad track” ford focus commercial was meaning by their each just saying the word “dude” once.
“dude” translations (zheesh — just one single word can speak volumes, eh???):
first “dude”: “be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that i can drive.”
second “dude”: “ummmm… there’s a railroads track comin’ up — i think you’ll want to slow down so that we don’t all get coffee-showers…?”
third “dude”: “there’s a railroad track coming up — remember that ya gots four others in da car here b’sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!”
fourth “dude”: “we all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here — there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a b-mp too hard!”
fifth “dude”: “don’t say we didn’t warn ya — unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!”
driver’s slightly-irritated “dudes”: “honestly, friends — doncha think that i as da driver know what i’m doing?! chill out, people — it’s cool — we’re all cool! we’re five of da coolest ‘dudes’ on da road right now!”
final triumphant “duuudesss!”: “wow — you were right — we didn’t hafta worry! never spilled a drop — amazing! — here we were all gettin’ majorly spazzed out fer nuthin’!” :d
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