dudeicorn
a very mythical creature, which is a dude, and a unicorn. much like a centaur, but with a horn, and the magical powers of a unicorn. or if a man and a unicorn spent a magical night together, their male offspring would be a dudeicorn. sadly, much like a mule they cannot procreate.
at the end of the rainbow you will find many dudeicorns.
i enjoy riding on my bff dudeicorn, because when i hang on, i get to caress his muscles.
my dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
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