duffer
a narnia (c. s. lewis) fan
duffers forever!
a complete idiot
you are acting like a duffer dude.
someone who did something stupid or made a stupid mistake
kid cries: “awww mummy i fell over!”
mum: “aww its alright you silly duffer!”
a poor golfer who continues to play often even though he can’t hit the ball
look at that duffer; he’s already taken 8 strokes on the hole.
1. an expression to refer to those americans who live unexciting or unexotic existences. typically used by truckers, construction workers, or others whose livelihoods aren’t geographically dictated.
2. boring middle cl-ss white people who live in suburbs.
sam: all they do is b-tch about their commute.
bob: of course. they’re duffers. that’s what they do. that’s their biggest problem.
the designated ugly fat friend found in a group of girls out on the town. she may be a c-ckblocker unless your group of guys has someone drunk enough to take her attention away from ruining your night.
“hey joe, you take care of the duffer so i can get to the hot one.”
“dude, why do i always have to do that?”
duffer – the designated ugly fat friend
why do all the hot girls hang out with duffers
any person who has grey hair; any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; any person who can’t, for crime’s sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.
holy shiite! i almost ran into that dang duffer. he can’t even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! take the bus! crime!!
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