DUI bars


pr-nounced (dewey bars) these are the up-turned handlebars (as opposed to the drops) of a ten-speed bike favored by people who can no longer drive a car due to too many dui’s.
dude, did you see snag go by on that ten-speed with dui bars? he finally must have got his license revoked. eisenhower was president the last time i saw him sober.

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