Dulaney High School

in baltimore county if you get kicked out of private school or didn’t get in to private school or just didn’t feel like going to private school and you live in baltimore county then you go the closet thing to a coed private school and that’s dulaney high school. all the guys and girls are really preppy and have money. the guys drive lifted jeeps and the girls drive 4 runners with roxy stickers in the back window. if you’re a guy and you want to have any kind of fun you have to play lacrosse. if you’re a girl and you want to have any fun you better get a boyfriend on the guys on lacrosse team.
if your driving around timonium md or jacksonville md and you see a bunch of lifted jeeps or 4 runners parked on the front lawns of houses its probably a dulaney party.
also known as “druglaney”, dulaney is a large high school in baltimore county known for its lacrosse and soccer teams. also the location where kids go to once kicked out of one of the many neighboring private schools. large diversity of students including the very wealthy to very ghetto. although there is no uniform, ralph laurens polo clothing line is highly worn (no popped collars) and khakis of all colors. the guys hair style of choice is long sh-ggy and unkempt (not gelled). guys drive any kind of jeep, possibly lifted and covered with mud, while the girls drive volkswagons with atleast one roxy sticker on the back. at parties, dulaney kids are known for the following. vulgar chants, stealing and/or wrecking the owners posessions and turfing lawns. approximately 68% of students will eventually become an alchoholic or develope a drug addiction before their freshman year of college.
baltimore county
maryland
timonium
dulaney
also known as “druglaney”, dulaney is a large high school in baltimore county known for its lacrosse and soccer teams. also the location where kids go to once kicked out of one of the many neighboring private schools. large diversity of students including the very wealthy to very ghetto. although there is no uniform, ralph laurens polo clothing line is highly worn (no popped collars) and khakis of all colors. the guys hair style of choice is long sh-ggy and unkempt (not gelled). guys drive any kind of jeep, possibly lifted and covered with mud, while the girls drive volkswagons with atleast one roxy sticker on the back. ruit (not beer pong) is a way of life and students have been known to start playing as early as 8 in the morning. ruit is considered a sport and fight will occur in some instances.at parties, dulaney kids are known for the following. vulgar chants, stealing and/or wrecking the owners posessions and turfing lawns. approximately 68% of students will eventually become an alchoholic or develope a drug addiction before their freshman year of college.
random kid from another school-“dude my parents are so p-ssed and thinkin about callin the cops, all my small electronics are gone and my parents liqour cabinet is empty.”
-random kids friend- “i bet you it was those dulaney -ssholes”
baltimore county
timonium
maryland
dulaney
the school of cool. pretty awesome grades and the 3rd best high school in baltimore county. it has a blue ribbon award from 1995. you can see that in front of the school. there are almost 2000 but they are all really nice. we have the nickname druglaney. really to tell you the truth there is hardly any drugs in our school, as long as you don’t go with the wrong crowd which isn’t that large by the way you will be totally fine. we pretty much have the best sports and teammates around. always winning championships and beating everyone’s b-tt. you can’t get better than that!!
nice cars- jettas, subarus, jeeps, honda’s and toyotas
awesome teachers
great coaches
disciplined school most of the time
dulaney high schoolmis the best
a “blue ribbon” school where all the students come in high out of their minds. get expelled for having a lil bit of weed on them and going to rosedale. where abercrombie and american eagle are the only kinds of clothes that can be worn. where mike b. is snorting c-ke in the from of the school in the morning and selling it out of his trunk by night. and courtney t. and laura t. are smokin up b’s in the 420. where life just cant get any higher.
i hate raised jeeps with mud all over them. soo sooo gay.