Elyria Catholic


elyria catholic is located in elyria, ohio. elyria catholic is the high school for which most students come from other junior highs such as st. jude’s, st. mary’s, sometimes even open door’s. this is a high school where majority of the student’s are smart -sses and potheads. they usually have good grades, but there are also the few that fall behind and start to fail due to hating the d-mn f-cked up rules and teachers there. elyria catholic is full of preppy b-tches, and athlete’s, and people trying to get into mini ivy-leagues such as dennison college, dartmouth college, etc. the school has more pot going around in it then elyria high school, it’s complete bullsh-t. there’s a little bit of baby mama drama, and the school sucks. everybody that goes there knows it, and does not like the school. woo.
john: let’s go in the bathroom.
karl: why? you got some pot?
john: you know it!
karl: aiight, i could use a loosen up ’cause i just found out that dennison didn’t except me because i failed my ap chemistry at elyria catholic in my 2nd year here.
john: awe, that sucks man. i got into dartmouth!
karl: lucky -ss b-st-rd.

Read Also:

  • Samayah

    she is short, but very beautiful. her looks and the way she carries herself usually make others believe she is from the islands. she is a good-natured person. she has a great personality and the greatest part about her is telling jokes. she tend to be detailed oriented and very little things can be very […]

  • emaculant

    being great at something the first try. getting what you want & need a certain way. yo, dude you’re emaculant for landing that treflip!

  • Embr

    a girl/guy who f-cks up big time but then does anything in her/his power to change it,especially for a guy/girl this person has a crush on that this even t ruined their friendship what the f-ck, you’re such an embr but i love you for it

  • MUUNNOS

    1. f-cking rock & roll 2. best cl-ssic rock and heavy metal band from buenos aires, argentina led by ren. 3. f-cking heavy metal cookie monster: woooow this band sounds with cookie! check it out frog, it’s called muunnos, muu-nnos… kermit: moon-us-who? …wait, that sounds awsm!!! cookie monster: indeed, indeed, muunnos starts with c ♫ […]

  • pre blown

    its like pre heat, you know how its set up to blow up, but im pre blow, so im already hooked up. (see dimebonicks) i came to the party pre blown


Disclaimer: Elyria Catholic definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.