dullcandy


is a direct reference to faux dj’s that have a net worth of over $100k a year salary and use completely worthless headphones for the given situation.

example #1: using earbuds while a 2000 watt monitor is 5 feet from your head.
example #2: wearing on the ear, dj “style” headphones, that are awful for djing and are endorsed by a real gangster.
example #3: headphones that have zero insulation and hurt your head after prolonged use – 10 minutes or more.
example #4: custom sparkly glitter engineered headphones… that also light up.
jim: dude, dj harry pits son, has some of the sweetest headphones ever. they were diamond encrusted with glitter engineering bro, glitter engineering!!!
bob: wtf? what kind of festy you at man?
jim: the one with all the super sweet dj’s remember?
bob: you mean faux dj’s?
jim: their not all faux dj’s, they can’t be, right? this is just a huge disappointment.
bob: exactly why i didn’t want to go. wearing dullcandy’s don’t make you a better dj. being a good dj makes you a good dj.but don’t worry jim, they aren’t all like this. keep that head up, there is a light on the other side of the sparkly dullcandy headphones.

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