Dumb and Dumber
probably the best movie ever, starring two losers named harry and lloyd that can’t seem to do anything right. when lloyd finds a suitcase that a girl he drove to the airport left in his taxi, he and lloyd travel to aspen to return it. includes such brilliant quotes as “you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” and “you are one pathetic loser! no offense.”
“i saw dumb and dumber last week, sh-t that movie is awesome!”
the funniest film ever
dumb and dumber thats a cl-ssic film
a movie, but not just any movie, produced in 1996 by new line home entertainment that is 113 minutes of pure enjoyment. the plot line is a magical duo and their cross country trip to return a breifcase to its rightful owner. this movie is full of cooky mishaps, moronic confusion, and just pure hillarious-ness. an unrated version has recently been re-released with never before seen footage. this is unarguably the greatest movie of all time and has had fans as slaves since the day of the release. should certainly be reguarded with the highest of standards, for it set the bar for every comedy movie to follow. simply brilliant.
hey, have you seen dumb and dumber!?
yeah man, of course! i p-ssed my pants twice!
lloyd christmas and harry dunn, but i don’t know who is dumber of the two.
lloyd christmas: well suck me sideways!
1. a comedy movie written, produced, and directed by bobby and peter farrelly starring jim carrey and jeff daniels.
2. george w. bush and d-ck cheney.
3. registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.
4. a listener of the rush limbaugh show who stays tuned to listen to the sean hannity show.
5. the c-mulative effect of repeated viewings of fox news.
1. dumb and dumber is one the funniest movies of all time.
2. did you hear that dumb and dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?
3. you voted for bush/cheney again? that makes you dumb and dumber.
4. my friend dave keeps the radio tuned to an am talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time monday through friday. he’s becoming dumb and dumber.
5. paul watches fox news every night after he m-st-rb-t-s to pictures of george w. bush and d-ck cheney. he’s getting dumb and dumber every night.
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