Dumb Butteryitis


a sickness that is generally inherited from one’s parents or peers. it cannot be cured only treated (with large quant-ties of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quant-ties large enough to make one p-ss out – this is not a recommended method of treatment). relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. see dumb b-tt
upon discovering that my cell phone had cr-pped it’s brain i spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of dumb b-tteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that i had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a pay phone (do those things still exist?).

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