dumb cookie
a person who surp-sses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the t-tle of a cookie.
example #1-
jack: “yo tyler, did you see kadence in the halls today?”
tyler: “yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
jack: “nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
tyler: “idk, she’s known to change things up. either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
example #2-
(a summed up version of example #1)
a kadence
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