Dumb Deer


a common phrase used to describe a brunette, rather than a blonde, with low intelligence, practical experience, or common sense. it compares her intelligence to that of roadkill.
wow, jane just got a -14 on her math test… she’s such a dumb deer.

kandel is such a dumb deer! she keeps complaining that her pencil is backwards and that the eraser is where the point should be and the point is where the eraser should be!

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