dumb laser


(n) corruption of “dumb loser”. first appeared as a typo on facebook.

1) a person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) a person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) a person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) it’s 2012. anyone who still has a w ’04 b-mper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) you were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) he’s always getting into fights with idiots. he’s such a dumb laser.
corruption of “dumb loser”. first appeared as a typo on facebook.

1) a person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) a person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) it’s 2012. anyone who still has a w ’04 b-mper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) you were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

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