dumb potato bitch wife
one who thinks that bringing potato salad to a bbq is acceptable but is actually not.
i made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato b-tch wife. god rest her soul, i just didn’t want anyone to think i would -ssociate with someone that would bring a potato salad!
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