dumb useless bitch
your roommate’s girlfriend who walks around your apartment in her underwear, using all your things and never saying hi. has a face that looks like a camel that sucked on a sack of lemons. see mousy b-tch, florida ditch pig.
roommate: “…or are you being dumb and useless again?”
you: “dumb and useless? are you sure you’re not talking about that rude b-tch you call your girlfriend? she is the ultimate dumb useless b-tch i’ve ever met”
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