Dumbleadoreapegasus
the best pet and companion when going anywhere. it is a pillow pet unicorn. the horn is it’s wand, named originally after dumbledore (rest in peace) in harry potter.
-it is great to travel with
-can talk to about anything
-photogenic
-good in bed
-magical
-likes to watch sports
dad: we’re taking a family picture.
daughter: okay, let me just get dumbleadoreapegasus.
guy: yeah, i slept with dumbleadoreapegasus last night. it was magical.
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