dummy cum


you make love to your girlfriend/or a close by female/male, you go for the doggy style position,you then pretend to c-m on your girl friends back but you actually spit on it, the she turns around and you c-m in her face.
ohhh yes i just came.
really?
nope! it was a dummy c-m b-tch!!
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

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