Dump n Dash
the act of excreting in a public restroom and immediately exiting without washing ones hands.
bill just pulled a dump n dash, if i were you i wouldnt grab one of those bagles this morning.
the newest viral craze. to play, just go into your favorite eating establishment and take a dump & then dash out, making sure to take a picture of the restroom in question, then posting it to facebook and/or twitter! more fun than planking, coneing and owling combined!
guy #1: “why are we stopping at olive garden? are you picking up a to-go order?”
guy #2: “no, i just need to do a dump n dash!”
guy #1 “go for it, i can’t wait to see it on fb!”
a saying menaing that after f-cking either the guy or girl makes an immediate exit after the male blows his load! a dump ‘n’ dash could be the end result of a condom catastrophe or could in the future result in a b-st-rd baby or std stunner!!!!
last night i met this girl but she was just a dump ‘n’ dash!
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