Dump ‘n’ jump
go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.
he didn’t like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump ‘n’ jump.
a minute or less dump. so quick you literally jump up when finished. as if in a hurry.
man, that was the quickest dump ‘n jump i’ve ever had!
taking a dump in a bathroom and leaving without wiping. flushing is optional.
bob: that guy is so freaking gross. he just dump ‘n’ jumped in the bathroom.
joe: glad i don’t have to sit next to him all day!
bob: …..yeah, well -i- do.
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