dump pumpkin


a prank involving using a pumpkin as a container for human fecal material is left to decompose for several days yielding a vat of rancid sh-t, festering and ready to be cast upon the porch, driveway, or vehicle of an unsuspecting often deserving individual or family; this prank is commonly used between the dates of october 25th and november 6th (when pumpkins are readily available) ;often -ssociated with hatred of a specific individual, race, culture, or political affiliation
stu: hey what do you want to do tonight?

steven: i just remembered we have several partially decomposed totally rancid dump pumpkins left from halloween.

brock: lets go throw those on laurens doorstep!

john: yeah, that way sh-t and decomposed pumpkin meat will explode on her personal property and cause the odor to permeate in to the brick and/or concrete, leaving her porch smelling of festering veggie sh-t.

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