dump schedule
what time you take a dump every day. usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 am, and thats when im on the bus.
friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
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