Dumpelstiltskin
the kind of sh-t where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.
ready the clothes pins, because my dumpelstiltskin is gonna be larger than rumpelstiltskin!!
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